committed friendship

two people who are lowkey dating but do not want to admit it, also known as friends with benefits

My friends Karolina and Michael are in a committed friendship.

by wallsack June 3, 2018

Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018

Comments with edits about likes

The easiest way to ruin youtube comment

Edit: OMG thanks for 1.4k LIKES (random smiley emojis)

Everyone else: I hate Comments with edits about likes

by The lazy second coming of God August 19, 2020

Titty Committee

A female sausage fest.

"Let's get out of this titty committee, girls."

by Big Black and Dangerous February 21, 2014

Go commit punch iron golem

The minecraft version of go commit die

Person: ur mom gay
Minecraft player: go commit punch iron golem

by UN|kn|OWN August 14, 2019

Go commit Stan Uris takes a bath

How to tell someone to die in It fandom language

James: I don't care if you want to to talk alone, Im staying right here next to you guys

Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.

by Carter uwu November 11, 2019

Comment Jump

(v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.

Did you see when George comment jumped me!? I can't believe he ignored me like that, I thought we were friends.

Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last week.

Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?
Drake: Just comment jump them!

by ItsMeTopherHere January 2, 2011