above and beyond the coated

in hebrew slang - means a great success, far more than what you imagined

my grade is above and beyond the coated

by Naomi March 14, 2005

Chocolate Coated banana

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.

Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"

by Sniff the Coke May 4, 2008

Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Coats

the Colts time card system

Make sure you guys do your Coats.

by Thurston June 18, 2003

rust coating

rust coating is vaginal intercourse with a menstruating woman.

I drilled my wife last night, and she gave me a rust coating.

by noneckjimmy September 16, 2009

Codie coates

One of your friends that can turn anything into a dirty joke.

Friend:”hey bro wanna go on a bike ride”

Codie Coates:”nah bruv let me take a ride on your sister Titties”

by Captain Coates the 23rd January 27, 2021

Coathanger Syndrome

Another term for 'Post Abortion Stress Syndrome' that ladies get after they get an abortion.

my woman got an ay-bo last week now she's trippin on that Coathanger Syndrome bullshit.

by DivineOne January 7, 2010