cockblock

a person who interferes with one's sexual intentions with another person

Randy was a cockblock because he told Jaime that this guy she knew was just using her for sex.

by Bob Mastuff October 13, 2003

Cockblock

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

by Eric December 7, 2004

facebook cockblocked

The inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.

"Man, I would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but I can't because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion". "Dude, you're facebook cockblocked, for real".

by mp2009 February 4, 2009

cockblocker

prevents pussy for others

bill is a cock blocker

by non-cock-blocker August 18, 2003

cockblock stigmata

A phenomenon in which a female marks her territory (potential mate) by posting suggestive and flirtatious expressions for the world to see on facebook or expressed in person at work in public to a potential mate. Thus marking her territory as if the male has been chosen by god himself, effectively cockblocking the male for months.

What she bought u clothes and wants you to wear it to work? That's not nice it's just a cockblock stigmata for every other girl to see.

by niggman star33 August 8, 2011

black cock

Just a normal penis that many lowlife black men like to exaggerate about. They lie about having huge dicks to give themselves a feeling of security because they have nothing else to be proud of. This cliche is often taken to ridiculous levels in porn where they hold 2 foot long dildos over their crotches and shovel it into some poor woman's body while the "cuckold" (almost always a flaccid white man) watches. It gets to be pretty downright racist against white people. The truth is there is almost no discernible difference between any race regarding penis size, and even at that, the average penis is much better at pleasing a vagina than an enormous dildo.

A) Low-life black man: "muh dik iz hueg! all de bitchez luv da big blak cok!"
Black businessman: "That's cool, keep bragging about that while I apply myself to things that actually matter."

B) (During a porn shoot)
Nasty unkempt black man: "yea u liek dat whitey? ur bitch luv da big black cock! u b jeluz!
Nasty slut: "Ooh yes fuck me harder! ..when do I get my money?"
"Cuckold" (actually unrelated to actress): "Oh boo hoo I'm getting paid to stand here and do nothing.. sure is horrible"
Nasty unkempt black man: "Hahaha- whoops, dildo slipped off.... readjusting... k good. Ahahaha!"

by justaguy844 March 22, 2011

cockblocker

The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.

While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....

Shit is reprehensible..

Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter

by teabag September 25, 2007