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Pretentious Clit

Tom: Mike started crying when I called him out on his bullshit. What the fuck?

Jim: What a pretentious clit.
by King_Jupiter November 7, 2014
mugGet the Pretentious Clitmug.

clit girl

Someone who only achieves orgasm by clitoral stimulation
I love when he goes down on me, I’m such a clit girl
by zincbane April 6, 2023
mugGet the clit girlmug.

clit litre

Short form cl. Common term used among barkeepers with central europen background and people mixing drinks. Often confused with centi litres, which is a the measurement form for liquids. One litre is one hundret centi litres.

Clit litre is a slang term for any amount of alcohol beverages, be it centi litre, milli litre or litre. Barkeekers use this term interchangable to confuse people. They're assholes.
"Mix it with 2 clit litres of Xuxu!"
"How much?"
"2 cl..."
"Ahh."

"0,33 cl Beer"
Means 0,33 litres.
by BarkeepTom July 10, 2010
mugGet the clit litremug.

Blue Clit

When a guy sexually arouses you so much and you can't flick the bean causing pent-up sexual frustration.
Damn that PMENDEEZY! Giving me Blue Clit and he doesn't even know it...
by Sweets8322 July 18, 2018
mugGet the Blue Clitmug.

trout clit

A woman who's pussy smells like trout
If it taste like trout then get the hell out. If it tastes like chicken then keep on licken, hey she's a trout clit
by Lazerxvenom August 14, 2017
mugGet the trout clitmug.

clit clanker

Man,I those clit clankers are hot together.
by William Shat-in-her-face January 30, 2017
mugGet the clit clankermug.

Clit-chaser

A man who actually charles about women’s sexual pleasure. He cums from eating pussy. He is a feminist (but not just to get women)
Girl 1: “Reuben’s such a clit-chaser”
Girl 2: “PHWOARRRR”
by Jefh Ox October 5, 2021
mugGet the Clit-chasermug.

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