chode sprinkle

A dingleberry that fails to cling to the ass hair, therefore it sticks to the chode.

A person who is annoying and/or stupid.

I forgot to shower this morning, I hope she didnt notice any chode sprinkles.

Adam is being such a chode sprinkle

by Eno Sizalte February 12, 2005

Chode Unit

Unit consisting of 50' Chodes (founder), Chodemaster (co-founder), Mexican Chode, Camel Chode, Guns N' Chodes, The Chode Game, Young Chode Buck, Tony Yayo Chodo.
Dont fuck with chode unit.

"Yo, check out chode unit, dey be kickin rishi's curry ass, yo."

by 50 (Fitty) Chode April 14, 2005

chode boggler

a) one who boggles the chode, and
b) one who easily able to boggle the mind of a chode.

A) Wow, that pleasantly rotund girl boggled my chode last night.

B) I'm a pretty good chode boggler, i tricked that girl into squabbling my chode last night.

by ofshortstature March 21, 2009

Chodenuggets

A sexually-transmitted disease that you get for having sex with someone with a small fat penis

You know that chodenuggets is a disease

by BooBooBam October 30, 2009

Chode

A penis with a greater circumference than length.

I can't fit that thing in my mouth! It's a total chode!
Chodes feel good in my tight pussy.

by xxxcuntcrusher69xxx July 9, 2015

chodephobic

One who has a phobia of chode. One who is not comportable around or with a chode. One who is scared shitless of chode or thiks it's sick as fuck.

Toni is chodephobic, everytime she sees a chode she runs away.

Rady is also chodephobic, he's never seen one and doesnt want to see one but thinks is nasty as hell.

by Rady January 2, 2005

Chode Probe

1.) A very specialized method of stimulating not only the prostate, but surrounding items as well, such as muscles, nerves, tissues, blood, and a slew of the same near the anus. It involves either a normally erect penis, finger, medical stimulating electrode, dildo, racketball, or any other item that can apply a fair amount of pressure to the said area: chode; the pubic region between the bottom of the testicles all the way down to the lower edge of the anus. The object of the sexual partner or self gratification: masturbation is to produce either sensations to obtain an erection for the purpose of other forms of sexual pursuits. However, if constant impact of either an erect penis or otherwise is persistent, it may well result in not only a very active center of nerves and sexual organs, but may well achieve an explosive orgasm. 2.) The act of chode probing, or, any act of the same nature as outlined in detail in 1.).

Gay Sex: "No penetration, just a wonderful 'chode probe'!"

Hetrosexual Encounter: "Raul wasn't very excited until I pulled out my largest, life like, dildo and pounded him silly until he came five minutes later. Raul really loves his 'chode probes'!"

Introspective Literary Work: He kept slamming his sister's huge dildo against his 'chode' area for almost an hour. Finally, he pounded heavier and faster than before. As he came, the satisfied man realized that his 'chode probe' had definitely paid off!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 28, 2008