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Snap Chat

An app that used to be the bomb and now in 2018 is used for nudes and streaks and even streaks are less common now a days. It's mainly for nudes because they disappear.
Person 1: I'll snap chat you tonight

Person 2: I hope I get some pictures from you.
by blu haired freak September 10, 2018
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Chat Blocker

A person who comments on a status update or anything else similar to that and ruins a good conversation between two people.
Mark: "So i was totally flirting and gaming up Alicia over on her status update."

Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"

Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."

Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"
by Wanterito April 16, 2011
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Chat slap

To give someone a brief, pointed, reprimand via text for an "out of line" remark. The virtual equivalent to a "slap upside the head" for an inappropriate or rude comment while texting or in "chat" with someone. A "WTF were you thinking moment" where you give someone a quick "dressing down" in order to bring the conversation back onto previous path.
She deserved a chat slap for being so rude to her best friend. OR ... She gave him a chat slap when he answered her question about the homework assignment, with ribald sexting.
by Kasheega January 21, 2015
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chat swinger

A person that talks to 3 or more people by means of text simultaneously, loses track of all of them and types something meant for one person but accidentally sends it to another, which is how the peron ends up getting in trouble.
Jessica: so my boyfriend blah blah blah
Chat swinger: ugh she's talking about her boyfriend
Jessica: ...........
by darthdee181 August 13, 2011
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Shat Chat

sending a snapchat of the explosion of fecal matter from ones anal cavity at a high velocity into a toilet while videoing the adjecent wall only the sound of the violent act is heard but the effects are as if the pile of excrament is with you...on you...and yes...in you
Shat Chat

sending a snapchat of the explosion of fecal matter from ones anal cavity at a high velocity into a toilet while videoing the adjecent wall only the sound of the violent act is heard but the effects are as if the pile of excrament is with you...on you...and yes...in you

:: Tony did you get my SHAT CHAT? YES! Your asshole sounded like a publix bag flying out a minivan window!
by Nighthawk 710 October 3, 2017
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Facebook Chat

The newest and most convienent replacement for standard instant messaging of the past.

Facebook Chat is an instant messaging client provided to users of the Facebook.com website. The service is only available while directly logged into the site; in addition, a user's "online friends" are determined on, not screen names (as many older clients have used previously), but rather the same friends he/she has on Facebook.com.
I just don't use AIM to talk to anyone anymore because Facebook Chat is so much more convenient.
by ziggyonice February 22, 2009
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ham chat

1. Malaysian Hokkien for sucking the cock!!

2. Calling someone dickhead.
1. A: Hey!! Leng lui!(Beautiful girl in Cantonese) What do u like to do during free time??
Leng Lui: Ham chat!!

2. Foo JhiBai Lei go pok kai ham chat!! Mou Gam Chuen ah!!
by Coming Soon September 26, 2007
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