Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Night Cereal

Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.

True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.

I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.

by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023

burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal

bro i can burn cereal

by what kinda name is soap March 10, 2023

eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023

Eggo Cereal

A breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg's. The cereal was discontinued in 2012.

Eggo Cereal consists of maple syrup, cinnamon toast, and flavoured corn cereal pieces in a waffle shape, just like Eggo waffles

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

GIGANTIC cereal bowl

a bowl with a fuck load of cereal

Bobby ate a GIGANTIC cereal bowl and Died

by cheece June 12, 2023

milky cereal

The best LOL player EUW and best simracer ever; most devious science teacher with best anime taste

Did you watch milky cereal's stream last night?
Yeah. there were so many year 7's in the chat!

by yasuo irl February 2, 2024