Catholic Soda

Think I am going to head down to the parish festival and crush a couple Catholic sodas tonight.
by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023
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Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.
As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.
by #VaticanCity October 07, 2023
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Daddy Catholic

Daddy Catholic,
Daddy Catholic,
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Daddy Catholic

Daddy Catholic.
Daddy Catholic.
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Catholic Foster Homes

So the Catholics... Where DENYING Lgbtq parents... EXPLICITLY for being lgbt (You can veil it in rhetoric by saying "Because kids deserve a mother and a father" but it's literally the same thing it's literally ) And that was fine... But now what they did do the gays is being done to them... And YOU KNOW the Catholics shouldn't be discriminating against them in the first place...
Hym "Getting rid of the catholic foster homes doesn't seem fair to me... BUT you KNOW that they will NOT ONLY refuse to be fair towards people who don't share their world view... But will never be amenable to reason. And now to hoist them by their petard seems like it's unfair to the kids... But how WILL Lgbt kids be treated by the catholic parents? This shouldn't need to be the case. From EITHER of them. One of them is far more tolerant than the other. He wants to frame it AS the Catholics being hiisted by their own petard (and on some level they ARE, in fact, being that) but what REASON is better to deny would-be parents access to foster kids? One of the parents being the wrong gender or how the parents are likely to treat the kids?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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The Catholic Church

Um... Harboring pedophiles?
Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.
by Purinse March 19, 2024
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