Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.

Sally: John's an atheist right?

Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'

Sally: Oh, what a douche.

Cartholic by sprtagt May 6, 2014

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Collège catholique Samuel-Genest

French high school in the Gloucester/Vanier area of Ottawa, Ontario. Population of Arabs and African/Haitiens. If you are anything but that, you are considered a minority. Known for their slutty girls and bunk guys. Known to be the THE party school; they always have dtf girls and alcohol to spare. They often attend school hungover. Sammy-G, as it's usually called, can every year be identified by the names of 4 people or less who show up to every party in town.

"bro i just had a threesome with two Collège catholique Samuel-Genest girls"
"ya... they're sluts"

Collège catholique Samuel-Genest by allomonamie November 21, 2011

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Catholicentric

Cath*ol*i*cent*ric
adj
1.Relating to, measured from, or with respect to the Catholic Church and it's teachings.
2.Having the Catholic faith as a center.

John is Catholicentric in his views regarding the rights of workers to a just wage, and the right to life of all people from conception to natural death.

Catholicentric by pyrosapien June 11, 2006

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Catholist

An individual who accepts the culture, tradition, rituals, and norms of Catholicism but rejects the idea of the existence of God.
See Catholic Atheism

Chris is a pretty cool Catholist, he became an atheist last year but he still goes to church with us and is doing Lent right now.

Catholist by Catholist2011 October 18, 2011

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