Cakey 

UK usage: Cakey, tending to be over-sweet in demeanor, and even when genuine can seem to be playing to everyones good side to be popular (trying to be everyones best friend without having earned that respect or loyalty). Can seem naive and ungrounded in constant fascination with what are essentially trivial issues and irrelevant concerns. Doesn't often 'get it' socially.

Tiffany was Cakey, she had the ability to be nice, but expected too much when she asked favours of people she barely knew. Anyone who wanted her, she would play for favours until they didn't care and then she would wonder why they were off with her, when they realised she wasn't interested in them. She didn't connect or think deeply enough to realise others peoples feelings hurt them for more than the glancing blows her ego ever took, she just ignored them to make herself feel better. Everyone was best friends forever or she didn't care at all.

Cakey by Blinkage August 12, 2012

care paradox 

A paradox that states that anyone who claims to not care about something cares enough to say that he or she does not care and therefore is interpreting the information given. A very uncommon phrase used to proclaim when one "does not care" and yelled at someone to annoy the crap out of them, as in the example below:

Person that does not care (PDC): Well i don't care about that
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: I don't care about that either.
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: Just shut up, won't you?
Annoying person: Well I can still say what I want! Right to free speech, remember?
PDC: Well, I don't-
Annoying person: Care -
PDC: Yeah. Now I really don't care.
Annoying person: Do you know what care paradox is? Look above this conversation. You'll understand soon enough.
PDC: I do and do not care.

care paradox by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA June 26, 2016

careability 

The Ability or lack of ability to care.

The technician showed careability in his work, while the artist appeared apathetic.

careability by Luunchbox and Rod-Nasty July 15, 2017

Care 

Obama’s last name

Guy: what is President Obama’s last name?
Other guy: it’s care, you idiot! Obama Care! Because he is so caring.

Care by Caringobama October 20, 2019

Jan Care

America's medical taxi. You call we Hall.

I'm drunk take me to the hospital via Jan Care.

Granny's stumped toe this a code call Jan Care.

Jan Care Call 911 i have a paper cut.

What's the number for 911? Jan Care aka Jan Cab

Jan Care by Lt. General July 10, 2009

respite care 

Taking care of yourself is NOT a luxury, it is a necessity.

In 1985, I was so stressed out, I believed, you should NEVER use physical punishment, but I had spanked my child.
I confessed to my doctor and he referred me to an organization the could help.

In 1985, California's DCFS had a "Respite Program" & I was accepted.

The Rules for a Respite Program participant.

I was required to have a licensed/approved babysitter take care of all my children, only 2 for me.
I was required to have the sitter take over my responsibilities for 4 hours, once a week.

I was required to have the same exact day each week AND the same four hours each week.

I was required to agree that I would NOT do any chores or any errands DURING THAT 4 HOURS.
It was suggested that I start out the program, by spending r hours at the local park.
I MUST use those 4 hours ONLY to do "Fun" things.

Everyone's "Fun" activities are different, so 4 hours just enjoying a view (the park) will help you to discover OR Re-discover your "Fun" choices.

The program lasted 3 months with a possible 3 more months.
The program was " just what the doctor

Ordered", it worked wonders.

In 1991, I discovered an acquaintance that was in dire need of Respite Care.
She suffered from "Chronic Stress".

I provided her with the rules and volunteered to be her replacement.
She agreed, 4 months later, she was a totally different and much happier and healthier person and mother.

My 4 hours per week of "Respite Care" has greatly improved my quality of life.

respite care by MsDomesticEngineer007 November 15, 2016

shit of my career 

A monsterous crap taken at work while in the midst of a busy time.

That was the "shit of my career."

shit of my career by the marti September 28, 2006