Canadian casserole

When you titty-fuck two curling stones.

A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.

Canadian casserole by Tipsybeaver August 8, 2019

canadian karen 

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.

Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.

canadian karen by Fourmz May 28, 2020

Canadian Steamer 

Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North

"Steve pooped on my face last night"

"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"

Canadian Steamer by Wpgman June 2, 2020

Canadian Tickler 

Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.

Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!

Canadian Tickler by Kawibadger September 24, 2020

Canadian snowshake 

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then shaking. Their hand without cleaning.it

I gave that gentlemen a Canadian Snowshake when I met him

Canadian snowshake by Ric Spade November 6, 2020

Canadian Smile 

When the weather is freezing cold in Canada and a Canadian breathes through clenched teeth to try and make the air breathable. This gives the appearance of a smile. Canadians can relate.

It was about -30 degrees the other day, you could see Canadian smiles all around.

Canadian Smile by Fireflag November 15, 2020

Canadian Moment 

When your canadian friend does or says something unusual or surprising

Canadian: They are so lesbians.
Intellectual: Bruh they're sisters, what is wrong with you!? Canadian Moment.

Canadian Moment by sedrfghjkloiuyghjbk December 10, 2020