brain fog

2 b very very confuzzed and misunderstand everything!

dam i got brain fog now!

by anno. May 2, 2006

get brain

Street slang for oral sex

From a news source:
The advertisements that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a suggestively posed woman in hot pants kneeling among a pile of books beside the snappy slogan "Read Books, Get Brain."

by JoeCool November 6, 2004

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010

brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

brain porn

that one video of someone fingering a rubber brain.

Bee: can I send you brain porn?
V: what?
Bee: *sends brain porn*
V: what the fuck did I just watch

by DracofuckedHarry April 8, 2021

Retro Brain Freeze

(Verb). A type of blow job; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your penis in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a blow job. while receiving, smack the bitch in the temple of her head.

"Hannah is giving Joe a blow job, Joe asks Hannah if he can get a Retro Brain Freeze. Hannah's nipples get hard with excitement. Joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. Joe starts talking dirty, saying things like "how cold do you like it baby". After Joe is done with this type of blow job, he immediately Smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause... Hannah says softly "I love you"."

by Graziiboy October 30, 2009

Ciggie Butt Brain

Somebody who puffs on durries (smokers)

smokes to much cigarettes so he is a Ciggie Butt Brain

by FUARK ONE February 22, 2014