Ninja Boobs

1. Breasts of a small caliber; often found of female ninjas

2. Tightly contained breasts; often times occurring whilst wearing a sports bra.

3. Boobs that appear small while wearing clothes; but are actually not in the nude.

Damn, that shortay has some kick-ass ninja boobs.

Girl your ninja boobs, snuck up on me like Jake Gyllenhaal on Heath Ledger.

by Ninjaboobgirl4U January 25, 2010

evettes boobs

big, round, tender, succulent, magical, squishy, lickable, brown, nipple-tastic, sexy, and so much more (:

dayumm that girl gotz evettes boobs. DAYUUUMMM GIRL NICE TITTIESS

by captainmcnastychones May 15, 2010

Boobs

1.) A stupid or foolish person. Short for booby.
2.) A woman's breast.

1.) John is a booby cause he tried to order 50 pizza's to his ex-girlfriend's house and he got caught.
2.) Woman have two boobs.

by Wishbone July 16, 2008

boobs

A device created by oprah winfrey to control men and use them as pawns in her insidious plot to form a world controlled by middle-aged women.

Woman: I'm trying this new product that oprah said would make my boobs bigger. You think it's working?

Unsuspecting man: yeah there's definitely an impro--MUST...KILL...ELLEN DEGENERES...

Oprah(observing all through the nipple cameras):
MUAHAHAHAHA!

by CrotchLazer May 16, 2010

Wade Boggs

n. A bisexual man or woman. Baseball great Wade Boggs bats left and throws right, a twist on the classic term for homosexuality "batting from the other side of the plate".

Tom was labeled a Wade Boggs after pulling his cock out of Jenny and inserting it into Mike.

by Caligula March 19, 2005

Boobs

1.What men look at while talking to women.
2.As they male penetrates the womens pussy he reaches over and plays with her boobs.
3.1 of the 3 things a man stares at 1. Boobs 2. Ass 3. Vag

Female1: I was at the bar and men were buying me drinks.
Female2: What's so bad about that?
female1: Nothing until i realised my boobs were sticking out a little to much.
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Female1: He was fucking my pussy so hard, as he was doing that he reached over and started playing with my boobs
Female2: Even when boys are satisfied, they really are'nt

by The ringmaster of pussy January 28, 2010

Bongshaw

Used as an alternitive for the phrase 'the shit'. An exclimation of how incredibly awesome you thing somthing is.

"Although i can't seem to remember much of it, I'm pretty sure that party was the freekin' bongshaw"

by BrittanyLAWLZ April 7, 2007