Ear Bong

Ear Bong is drinking alcohol, usually beer, out of an Elephant Ear plant leaf.

When you float the San Marcos river in San Marcos, TX, you will find elephant ear plants along the sides. Leave your tube, swim and pick one. Roll it up like a funnel. Close the small end. Pour beer into the open end. Tell your friends you are about to Ear Bong the shit out of your drink. Drink the shit out of it. Wear it as a hat.

by FCBlues April 18, 2011

Slut Bong

Someone who is bangable when naked and high

“Trust me, I’m a total slut bong when I’m high”

by thatdorkjake March 17, 2018

african bang bong

When you stick your thing into a different species

Stop African bang bonging that koala bro

by i love lukenshina November 7, 2017

bong

the only way to smoke weed.

bong that shit

by sd October 13, 2003

bong break

same thing as a cigarette break but with weed and a bong

I'm going for a bong break bitch.

by jbone1 April 7, 2008

Donkey Bong

When you’re hittin a chick from behind and right before you climax, you break your bong over her head.

Guy-“Yo, where’s your girl?”
You-“She still passed out from the Donkey Bong I gave her last night.”

by BongBuddy420 February 15, 2018

bong the lood

Verb
:To smoke weed.
"the" or "some" can be placed between "bong" and "lood"
"-ing" can be added onto "bong" = "bonging"
you can... "bong lood", be "bonging the lood", or be "bonging lood"
"-ed" can be added onto bong in the past tense = "bonged (the) lood"
bong = smoking instrument
lood = marijuana
The weed can be smoked in a bong, yet is not restricted to this method. It is a general term to any way of smoking weed.

"Say, what are you up to?"
"Just bonging the lood."

"Say, what do you want to do tonight?"
"How about we bong some lood?"

"What did you do last night?"
"Well, you see, I bonged lood"

Durring James Taylor's intermission, "Yea, we are gonna go bong the lood now"

"Qué quiere usted hacer?"
"Quiero a bong a lood."

by Ahakal September 29, 2009