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Beaver McKeever

1)A common phrase for someone who cannot be bothered to try and waits for someone else to come along and do something for them.

2)Someone who emphasizes words by elongating them.
Sarah: "I can't do ittttttttttttt"
Maths Teacher: "Don't worry Sarah I'll do it for you"
James:"You're such a Beaver McKeever"
Sarah:"No I'm notttttttttttttttt"
by stokestokestoke October 28, 2008
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eat the beaver

man, your mums wants to eat the beaver all the time
by Dom(nathansgay) July 14, 2007
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Beaver Saddle

Any part of the male body that a female can saddle up and ride on..
The girl used my face as a beaver saddle. The old woman was trying to ride on my beaver saddle.
by Shawn Lavery October 9, 2007
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Beaver moon

When a woman is trying to moon you, but is bent over so far and dropped her pants lower then necessary therefore showing part of her pussy.
Drunk Nicole showed us a beaver moon last night. It was quite nice.
by UrRealDad November 4, 2017
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Emer Beamer

The best cocktail ever....Jim Beam, Apple Sourz, Apple Juice, Ginger Ale and a slice of lemon
to be used anywhere, except driving.... "Lets have an Emer Beamer"
by Emer Beamer February 5, 2010
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Dirty Banerd

When you rush a squad in war-zone by yourself and justify the means with a history quote.

Symptoms may include the following quotes: "Center! Center! Center!", "Broke Amour", "Oop, I'm down", "Save me, save me, I'm safe"
We got last place in war zone because Drake pulled a dirty banerd
by dirty cole July 7, 2020
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sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
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