barterballing

the action of trading testicles with another man to increase/decrease size or increase/decrease amount of semen produced

Sam and I were barterballing yesterday and my stitches from the operation are still sore.

by the clit commander1 June 22, 2011

cheeky banter

When your having banter with the lads preferably outside nandos, and the banter is extremly witty and funny to cheeky for your average geezer

Guy 1: My mum got mad at me for calling my sister spunk monkey so i started just calling her gooch cauz it funny.
Guy 2: Thats some cheeky banter that m8

by Pickledgooch December 1, 2016

Bater

One who constantly bates

Man, that Nick Friedman is a real bater - E Dub

by A startled non bater August 10, 2010

Bacterium

Bacterium is a bi-gendered creature, most often found in zombies. It is most often pink, but oftentimes green.

"Dude, I can't tell whether thats a girl or a boy!"
"Yep, thats a total bacterium..."

by FelixPhoenix October 15, 2006

Banter

A twat

Banter came along but he wasnt wanted because he is a twat

by razorragemode February 26, 2015

banter pie

A peice of banter so well crafed and executed that it becomes more than just banter.

"boss this is some quality banta tonight,"
"yeah its banter pie mate, sweet banta pie!"

by Vaughanie July 15, 2006

Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007