Bakerers

An upcoming online game i am developing. It will be hip, hilarious and most of all, fun as hell. It spawned from my friends quote "Can I be Like, uhhhhh..... A Baker?" while he was querying about Runescape.

I am the makerer of Bakerers!

by freakmastercorndog March 7, 2005

babery

With reference to the habitat of a good looking male and / or female household of babes.

A "Babery" is a less formulated version of Hugh Hefner's playboy mansion.

Typically prefaced by the name of the street that the house is located on.

"That is the Bourke Street Babery, where Angelina and Brad met as roomies and had heaps of sex in the kitchen."

by cnrlove March 14, 2011

Crazy Baker

A Fucking Retarded Maniac

"You're one Crazy Baker"

by Carson CCCCBAKE November 25, 2007

Niffle Baker

Hot pimp, whose activities include chasing after girls, loving life, and rowing boats!

That guy is such a ladies man, he's obvisouly a Niffle Baker!

by Dannnnnnnielle June 24, 2009

fish baker

the art of sticking cod, salmon or any other fish up ones vagina and slowly baking it under the sun. After four days of slowly roasting the end product is removed and is eaten up the asshole.

Oliver: What you having for lunch?

Henry: dunno my fat ass mum is one of those FISH BAKERS!

Oliver: Your weird get the fuck away from me.

by H&O December 4, 2010

Baker Acted

To get hammered drunk; as in drinking O.G. Four-Loko and Red Bull and Vodka. Also known as 'getting front-row'; where the aforementioned front-row does not refer to a specific concert or theatrical presentation, but as in a more general sense in life - alcohol permitting.

Individual 1: Dude, we're getting baker acted tonight.
Individual 2: Why do you say that?
Individual 1: (Presents O.G. Four-Loko in addition to the Red Bull and Vodka purchased previously)
Individual 2: Oh, shit. Yea we're getting front-row.
Individual 1: Hammered drunk.

by rosslikesauce July 29, 2011

Hannah Baker

A character from 13 reason why who bears a slight resemblance to a cutie named Cynthia. You will use this statement “omg it’s Hannah baker” to expertly slide into her dm’s. Little do you know this girl is gorgeous, sweet, caring, kind, fun, smart, funny, cute, has the prettiest green eyes that just get you, a cuddler, and so so sweet. Also a major cutie. It’s gonna break your heart to find out she lives 4 hours away. This distance won’t kill anything it just leaves a longing. Everyday you come home from school you’ll just be so excited to get to talk to her, even if it’s just on the phone. There will be nothing you want more than to see her again. To kiss her lips, to wipe her tears, to hold her in your arms, to go to dances with her, to hug her, to drive around jamming out with her, to BE with her. Someday Cynthia..... someday. The only problem is that she’s ruthless and super good at cup pong and will mercilessly beat you every single time, but she’s soo cute when she’s winning it doesn’t even matter, because you know that the real winner, is YOU.

Hannah baker is just an excuse to talk to the pretty girl you saw at camp and get to know her.

by God5695 October 17, 2018