Asparopee

Urine (pee) that has a funny smell to it because you recently ate asparagus.

Alright who didn't flush? It reeks of asparopee in there!

by wingaling March 24, 2009

asparapee

The odorous urine produced by eating asparagus.

"I totally forgot what I had for dinner until I caught a whiff of my asparapee later!"

by Birbo May 12, 2009

asprin knees

the act of putting holding an asprin between both leggs and holding the asprin in place by adding pressure from both knees to hold it inthe middle. usually done so at events such as parties, get togehters, or anytime there is alcohol drugs or a hot guy you would like to screw.
perferably done by women

jill-"karen lets practice asprin knees ya??"
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."

by concerned citizen :) November 25, 2009

Aspooption

1.The assumption that everybody poops.

1."I heard that girls pee out their butts." -Matt

"When I was little I didn't know what parts other people had but I Aspooption. I mean I assumed they pooped."-Ashley

Explanation-Being young and not knowing for sure how other people's bodies work. All you can do is make assumptions.

by Dildo Baggins. December 8, 2010

aspleep

when you are half asleep, but also fucking/fuckable.

Yeah, I barely remember. Apparently I was aspleep.

by adavis959 December 12, 2011

Aspara-Piss

The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

by GingerFarts13 June 19, 2011

Aspnes

A person on Facebook who feels the need to relentlessly correct others for their spelling, grammar, etc. and then sites to Urban Dictionary as a reference.

"DAYOM GIINA" - Abe
"it's actually spelled "damn gina"." -Jen
"What? but I wanted to say it like that" -Abe
"Well that's not how it's spelled. Look it up, it's in the Urban Dictionary" - Jen
"Don't be such an Aspnes, it makes you sound like an idiot." - Abe

by Jake the snake blast January 2, 2012