anal beastie 

When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.

I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.

anal beastie by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Anal Seapage Leak 

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

Anal Seapage Leak by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

Anal Vomiting 

The experience you have after a meal in which the food you recently consumed makes a powerfully quick exit from your system. Usually accompanied by loud 'blurting' or 'anal belching' noises.

"Man, wasn't that bologna and onion sandwich kickin'?!"

"Yeah, but I had to do some 'anal vomiting' in stall #3 afterwards."

Anal Vomiting by MCannon November 23, 2005

Anal Lickin' Good 

So good, you could lick a mans anus for free.

That chicken is anal lickin' good. Hey Bob, get over here and take off your pants...

Anal Lickin' Good by Fluffy Bunny Rape lick December 18, 2008

Anal Jam 

The name for a game called Animal Jam

Person 1: I'm playing animal jam with my friends

Person 2: Dude stop playing Anal Jam it's for little kids

Anal Jam by DrCookie June 30, 2016

anal sex shopping list 

A list of items needed to be purchased at the grocery store and hardware store before attempting some of the ridiculously asenine sex acts described in Urban Dictionary.

According to the Urban Dictionary,we'll need a quart of Rocky Road ice cream,an avacado,and a toilet plunger to perform the Peruvian Plumber.We better make an anal sex shopping list.

anal sex shopping list by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

anal blast 

Homo energy drink commercial and parody of powerthirst energy drink

sound the alarm you're going to feel UNCOMFORTABLY GAY!
anal blast is for men who need gratuitous amounts of gayness

anal blast by oompaloompa11 May 14, 2008