Ski Ski

Acting like you are going to do something, but stopping at the last second to mess with one.

Stop doing "ski ski" and revive me! I have ray gun!

by CutiePatootiesBakingCookies February 3, 2025

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

ski-boat

A variation of a motorboat, when you ejaculate in between her tits and give her a motorboat.

She said cum on my tits. Then i leaned down and gave her a ski-boat

by bheck70 August 19, 2012

skis osier

A person that is called this before their first name means that they are valued with respect by that person

It can also mean retarded at times but not as often

Skis osier Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is skis osier because ...

by GodOfWorda January 4, 2018

tongue skiing

Performing cunnilingus, generally during the winter months

Baby, it's cold outside...show me that meat mountain so I can go tongue skiing.

by Wally Milk Toast Pipp September 29, 2017

Riding Skies

Someone who takes substances that alters there normal self to a point where they feel like they are dying but have learnt to stabiles /and or ride it out and go with it.

I took so much X, I was riding skies in the rave.

by rememberthedream March 13, 2023

handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !

Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)

by STS_74 May 19, 2018