Background: Robert Green is known infamously as the goalie who let up the softest goal from USA player Clint Dempsey in the World Cup.
Definition: When a sports player lets up an easy goal to the opposing team leading everybody to hating you and your stupid fuck up.
Definition: When a sports player lets up an easy goal to the opposing team leading everybody to hating you and your stupid fuck up.
Dude 1: Hey how was your game?
Dude 2: Fucking terrible! In the second half our goalie pulled a Robert Green!
Dude 2: Fucking terrible! In the second half our goalie pulled a Robert Green!
by The Greenback June 19, 2010
Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.
Barry: The Chief Justice tried to swear me in at the ceremony without a notecard and fucked it all to hell! Some people think it was MY fault!
Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.
Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.
by Neptunium January 28, 2009
Elijah: "What are you doing?"
Robert: "Giving this girl a character I claimed for free because I felt like it."
James: "Robert Moment."
Robert: "Giving this girl a character I claimed for free because I felt like it."
James: "Robert Moment."
by xinese April 19, 2021
by unicornDL7 February 11, 2018
Robert Brown is the kind of guy who words will never be able to fully describe. He's the guy who is there for you when you are down and will celebrate with you when you are happy. He doesn't find himself attractive yet he manages to be the cutest and sexy man you know. The respect he gives you will out way anything you've ever experienced before and it'll make you feel like the Queen(or king) you are. The effort Robert Brown puts forth makes you melt like ice cream on a hot summers day and the happiness you feel from it makes you love him more and more. Despite being shy in person, he definitely not shy in bed. Those strong hands make you feel safer than ever. If you ever get a Robert Brown, the worst thing you could do is let him believe he isn't worth it. He'll make you worth it to him, and you should never let him go.
Girl #1: OMG this guy is so amazing, he's not just boyfriend material, he's husband material.
Girl #2: Dang girl!!! Sounds like you got yourself a Robert Brown!
Girl #2: Dang girl!!! Sounds like you got yourself a Robert Brown!
by SSmnyoduesp March 10, 2017
An absolute bum Lord.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.
A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.
A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.
Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.
If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.
Would rather talk to road kill.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.
A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.
A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.
Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.
If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.
Would rather talk to road kill.
by Dreamspeech February 03, 2019
the actress who had me blowing their back out last week. also a simply stunning human being and whoever disagrees can suck it.
jake: yo, remember emma roberts?
me: my hot, beautiful, delicious wife who i ate out last week?
jake: yeah.
me: my hot, beautiful, delicious wife who i ate out last week?
jake: yeah.
by babiesheads June 08, 2020