As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.
Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!
by louiedog April 05, 2014
by Dugey October 11, 2007
The act of being a bich and using 2 guns in sea of theive ( a fun game made by rare for Xbox and Pc about pirates)
by Ethen_zombie March 06, 2021
When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.
Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.
by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023
When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.
When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.
by JesDBst February 12, 2019
A: I feel so useless!
B: lol
A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: double lol
*** silence ***
A: good night!
*** silence ***
B: lol
A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: double lol
*** silence ***
A: good night!
*** silence ***
by Fabrizio Corona February 25, 2009
by LilNykil August 17, 2015