Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011
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Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.
Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.
by Setariii January 17, 2011
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Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 04, 2016
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Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.
"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."
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Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.
“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”
by Kayakayak January 27, 2019
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Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her
Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter
by Papa Rylie kaldor March 02, 2022
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