Mow her yard and butter her up

A phrase for cunnilingous, usually to get something in return

Bob needed to use her property for the block party, so he was going to mow her yard and butter her up!

by TKingman March 23, 2021

Pissing in the yard

To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.

JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.

by EDDYBOI821 June 10, 2021

The Whole 8.9 Yards

Refering to the act of doing everything with a partner related to sex (foreplay, oral, etc.) up to and stopping short of penile insertion.

Alluding to the colloquial phrase "The whole nine yards", but stopping about 3.5 inches short of going all the way.

Blake: "Man, Lucy and I went the whole 8.9 yards last night"
Jason: "Dang dude, what stopped you?"

by jrrrrrrrred December 30, 2022

Marshall’s 50 Yarder

When you’re pulling into a Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.

My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly shat himself as he shoved that old lady who was blocking the bathroom.

by BleedingRed August 19, 2023

Moose Tracks in your front yard

A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.

Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...

Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?

Lou : Please don't talk to me...

by fannahmontana October 9, 2014

yard ape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban.

This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"
Air Date
Sunday October 20, 1991

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 27, 2010

Yardbird

n. A useless person; a waste of space.

Like plastic gnomes and flamingoes on people's yards.

What a fucking idiot. That yardbird can't even make toast.

by Hally November 9, 2004