wobbly

(adj) dmv slang; sloppy, unorganized, inaccurate or not factually sound, some type of way, one kind

1. These weathermen stay making wobbly predictions; they say it's boutta snow but it's 75 degrees and sunny.
2. Her whole outfit was wobbly man; those boots were not poppin.

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodO March 15, 2017

wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.

I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.

by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017

webbervex

The effect of excessive speed-shipping. When someone attempts to acquire massive amounts of virtual friends, i.e Facebook Twitter Instagram friends/followers and becomes too overwhelmed with the resulting posts in their newsfeed.

My speed-shipping game was so strong, that I caused myself to enter into a webbervex!

The only way to remove the overwhelming webbervex is to begin pissing off virtual friends (that you don't actually like or care about in real life) so much that they unfollow, unfriend you.

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

webbervex

The effect of excessive speed-shipping. When someone attempts to acquire massive amounts of virtual friends, i.e Facebook Twitter Instagram friends/followers and becomes too overwhelmed with the resulting posts in their newsfeed.

#1. My speed-shipping game was so strong, that I caused myself to enter into a webbervex!
#2. The only way to remove the overwhelming webbervex is to begin pissing off virtual friends (that you don't actually like or care about in real life) so much that they unfollow, unfriend you.

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

wobbly waterfall

A really weird sex position where the male, or penetrator, is laying off the edge of the bed so that his penis and torso are still on the bed but shoulders on the ground. The female, or penetrati, inserts the penis into their preference of orifice. The female holds the male with her legs and has full control over how deep of a penetration she would like. The wobbly part is just the dumbass penetrator wobbling on the ground like an asshole.

Guy 1: Yeah I tried doing that waterfall sex move on her but I was so unstable
Guy 2: lol you hit her with the wobbly waterfall

by The Psycho King July 19, 2017

Wobble Truffleton

a retarded ass person who walks like a disabled duckling and talk shit about others and boast about how popular and valuable they are to others

That wobble truffleton owns two mansions and five bitches but has a brain as fucked up as Spongebob

by fatface22 August 22, 2017

wabberdabber

A person that is unbelievably dense, stubborn and slow in their stupidity, and the best part is, they don't even know that they are. Usually pertaining to stupidity online.

This guy is such a wabberdabber, he's getting owned in that thread.

She wouldn't stop arguing even though her points were crap. What a wabberdabber.

by Rondeezy_ED3 August 28, 2017