Windows 95 shit

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer

Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?

by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019

Windows SP

The new operating system that is so secure that has plenty of new stuff. It has the games Choose a Number and SimMan. It will be downloadable soon on simspace.freewebsites.com. It is a powerpoint game. SP means SusPicious

Josh: Hey I got the cool new operating system called Windows SP!

Kevin: So, Windows 98 SE is still better!

Josh: No!

by aar2697 April 7, 2007

Windows 2000

Windows 2000

The windows operating system with THE MOST .exe program crashes. Even Windows 3.1 never crashed this much. And its not my computer either. Brand spankin new top of the line computers crash like this with Windows 2000 installed.

Maybe Windows 2000 Pro is the problem.

Windows 2000 is slow and crashes a lot.

Source: 106, Mar 11, 2005

by 106 March 11, 2005

Windows 98

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.

passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.

by festizio March 13, 2015

Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

Windows xp

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P

Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp

by DerpMcStuffins August 9, 2016

Windows XP

Windows XP is one of the most popular versions of Microsoft Windows!

Do you still use Windows XP?

by ItsJustJazzy January 30, 2017