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why is the rum always gone 

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.
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WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY? 

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove
Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS? 

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THESE army ARE A BIT TOO OBSESSIVE......
1st person: Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?! on UrBan DictIonary?

2nd person: I don't know, it's weird....

why did you break my heart 

typically the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a past gf or bf. when you remember all that was and could have been and then remember how they screwed it up so now you you just draw pictures of broken hearts and try not to cry when you pass them in the hall and they completely ignore you
boy/girl 1: hey that chick/dude looks exactly like (person 2's ex)!
*walk by*
boy girl 1: did you see that? they just completely ignored you!
boy/girl 2: (to ex) why did you break my heart?

Why like this? 

The phrase is coming from the Hebrew language (free translation from Hebrew), meaning unsatisfying from an action done by someone, usually when it concerns to money issues.
when you're trying to buy rain coat in Nepal, when you know that it's price is 5$, and the seller is trying to rip you off offering "really good price of 20$", you tell him "why like this?"
Why like this? by Ben Harosh December 28, 2005

why so serious

First off, this is used mostly by emo kids who use it for a picture caption on their myspace. People who say it don't realize how annoying it is. Also, asking "why so cereal?" deserves a punch. Just wait until another movie comes out then steal shit from there too!
why so serious
why so serious by Christina4 December 22, 2008

Why Are you What? 

Can be used to ask why someone is on your case about something, tell them to get off of your case, or to ask someone why they are being stupid.
Someone is being rude to you, so you reply, "Why are you what man?!"
Why Are you What? by 231 Crew April 14, 2004