whipped

Being completely controlled by a woman to the point where you will do or say anything that she tells you to. In most cases the guy isn't getting any pussy.

Spanky is so whipped by Courtney it isn't even funny...and he won't even ever get any from her!

by spankys a lesbian bitch January 1, 2005

whispering eye

Female reproductive system, the vagina. First introduced in Role Models (2008)

Augie: "Whispering eye! And her whispering eye!"
Danny: "Give me a call back and we can see each other and uh, your whispering eye. Whispering eye?"
Augie: "It means vagina -giggles- it means vagina!"
Danny: "Classy move.. Get your whispering eye in the cab Augie"
Augie: "It means vagina!"

by Trimborn December 20, 2008

whipped

The mis-labeling of sincere devotion between a man and a woman as some sort of failure on the part (typically) of the man. This mis-labeling isn't applied by any sort of "lover" grade male; rather, the labler is usually a misogynist frat-boy hedonist incapable of rubbing two higher-level brain cells together longer than the time taken to hit the bong or crush a beer can on his head. Mislabeling based on an inability to comprehend that men and women can have long-term, spiritually fulfilling relationships beyond the more obvious physical calisthetics...and that a man who puts the hapiness and joy of his woman above his own hapiness is the essence of successful relationships, NOT a failure. Obviously, when a woman reciprocates in kind, the result is the pinnacle of human hapiness and spiritual fulfillment.

Frat boy: Me wake up on floor in puddle of own vomit. Me only f*ck drunk ho's at party....hmm...that guy happy with woman, say he LOVE woman...he WHIPPED I bet.

Evolved human: did you hear that? it sounded like a pre-humanoid predecessor, giving off a mating call for antelope..!

by MNO October 11, 2006

dick whipped

Woman who goes crazy about her man and would do anything to prove that she loves him.

dick whipped girl:(gives guy a gift for valentines day)
guy:(takes it) o dam i forgot it was valentines day
girl: what?(cry)
guy: hey why r u crying i thought u loved me?
girl: i do
guy: Fucking LIAR prove it
(they fuck and they are both happy again)

by dont_worry August 23, 2007

Pussy Whipped

You world blindly revolving around your woman.

Jeff's decisions are based on what his woman is doing. Ditching his boys her and forgetting what is important to him. He is SO pussy whipped!

by Jenny Cz February 21, 2004

ass whipe

Someone who is too stupid to know how to spell wipe correctly.

It's ass wipe, not ass whipe. L2spell.

by sadofihjag November 24, 2009

Whipped

A person who is constantly under control by their partner, doing and saying anything they are told as well as dogging their true friends for them. The female is usually the dominant one.

Eg, Peter is whipped by Anna

by THE_DRAKESTER December 4, 2009