Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.

Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!

by Big Loulou August 20, 2013

washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation

Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law

by justahappyguy June 05, 2015

pean wash

when your penis is washed either by the wetness of a girl's mouth or by the wetness of the girls vagina. Also, may be used as a wager in a friendly bet.

I'm so glad I'm hanging out with Shirley tonight because I know I will get my pean washed.

Dude, that girl is such a slut I know I can get my pean washed tonight.

I'll bet you a pean wash that you can't fuck that girl tonight.

by mypeanisclean September 03, 2009

Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job

Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.

by HatWasher February 27, 2011

posh wash

Blow Job

When a penis is cleaned by ones mouth

Hard day at word, give us a posh wash love

by crazylion April 28, 2014

Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.

My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.

by Chieftank January 02, 2019

kitty wash

To assist in washing another person's privates (vagina)

Betsy - "I'm not feeling very fresh, I need to freshen up."
Ashlyn - "Do you need a kitty wash?"

by Pterodactyl82 September 04, 2022