Walking Wiki

Another word for a know all. A person who knows alot about sports, current events, trivia and general random facts.

"Man, that new guy sure is clever! He knows everything"
"Yeah. He's a walking Wiki"

by anitagalebee May 13, 2007

Walking the dog

The term "walking the dog" isn't what it seems. For most people, they would take their four-legged lovable doggie out for a stroll. In this case, "walking the dog" means to go home at lunch and masturbate until you howl louder than your dog. Most common tools used for this action: Hilighter, Hair brush, Dildo, Rubber fist, Shock collar & Colt's swag... fingers are not too common.

Bob: Hey, Fred, where you off to?

Fred: Off walking the dog...

Bob: Ohh, walk the dog, eh? Funny how I see you don't leave your apartment! Who's walking who??

by tootsoonie3 January 15, 2011

sleep walking

When you get up in the morning take a shower, get dressed, put on cologne, drive to work/school, start working, then wake up and go 'How the heck did I get here?!?'.

Wakes up, looks at computer in front of self w/half finished essay and starts reading the essay that they think they might have just typed while wondering how they got there and if they ran over someone on the way there while sleep walking.

morning tired sleep sleepless

by My_pseudonym May 12, 2013

lets go walking

A fucking brainstorm that fatassed neighbors think up while sitting around eating Entenmans & Haagen Das and drinking diet coke (as if Diet Coke will keep the poor excuse for a brain thiking that she's on a true diet)and watching Jerry Springer, all the while she's still in her Fucking pajamas @ 4:00 in the afternoon.
Now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she's been doinh itall her life) and off they go!
This absolutely Fucking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.

Bertha: "This cake would taste so much better if I could eat it off of Steve's(head of security on Jerry show) cock.
Marge: "oooohh, I know I know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great.
Bertha: "hey! I know... lets go walking."
Marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says "What for"?

by mavros April 29, 2006

walking down the hall

In high school, college, university, or office, two people walking down the hall implies one has simulated sex with the other.

Dude, I saw Mister Innuendo walking down the hall with Miss Naive.

by Roberta Lawrinsky January 12, 2008

J-Walking

The act of having sex without a condom

"Dude did you remember to wear a condom?"
"Nah, I totally went J-Walking last night"

by Armando Badger January 5, 2013

walking marshmallow

like a female chav but pink and white from head to toe listens to 'pop' likes to look like a whore, generally mates with male chavs (is never gay or bi) errr looks like a marshmallow (with legs and arms) shop in places like next, kylie (shops with larghe amounts of baby pink in the window)

as above

by faith newman May 1, 2004