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fire wagon 

An old 30's term for an obese woman.
1. You better not be setting me up with another fire wagon.
2. Dancing with that fat dame was like holding onto the back of a fire wagon.
fire wagon by DannyDizzle December 9, 2008

Swamp wagon 

a piece of crap truck that is at leat 15 years old with 150000 miles, a truck with at least one hole in the bottom in which the driver can see the road
A: What the fuck is that rusty piece of dick?
B: My dad's swamp wagon.
Swamp wagon by babystilin April 12, 2009

coon wagon 

the wagon by which early English settlers used to transport Australian Aboriginies to missions in the late 1800's.
Person 1. What's that?
Person 2. That is a coon wagon
coon wagon by TomWard September 29, 2010

Dick Wagon 

A taxi full of horny single dudes lacking any sort of female companions rocking out to Bon Jovi.
Let's jump in the Dick Wagon and head back to HB.
Dick Wagon by Dwagon1 June 9, 2015

The Patty Wagon 

The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.
"Michael sent the patty wagon Jennas' way after the party last night for $1,000 each"
The Patty Wagon by Michael Lange August 19, 2006

fall off the Wagon Wheel 

According to newspaper reports, Liz Taylor has managed to fall off the Wagon Wheel with her weight ballooning up to 275kg.