Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law
by justahappyguy June 05, 2015
by HatWasher February 27, 2011
when your penis is washed either by the wetness of a girl's mouth or by the wetness of the girls vagina. Also, may be used as a wager in a friendly bet.
I'm so glad I'm hanging out with Shirley tonight because I know I will get my pean washed.
Dude, that girl is such a slut I know I can get my pean washed tonight.
I'll bet you a pean wash that you can't fuck that girl tonight.
Dude, that girl is such a slut I know I can get my pean washed tonight.
I'll bet you a pean wash that you can't fuck that girl tonight.
by mypeanisclean September 03, 2009
by crazylion April 28, 2014
Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.
Bobby: "Man, that Ass Wash is some really good stuff!"
Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"
Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"
Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"
Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"
by ElephantLitter October 07, 2014
Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?
Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014
When you were once good at something, but your friends have gotten better than you and you can no longer beat them at anything.
Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.
Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.
Tyler used to beat me at Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, but now that i've started trying, hes become washed up
by whatdidyousaybro February 07, 2020