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wank over

All that Audi drivers do is wank over horsepower.
by NE7_SHAGGER September 29, 2018
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Workout Wank

When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.
I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank
by Teebster0 June 6, 2018
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Fluff Wank

A quick wank of the cock performed to move the penis from a flaacid or semi-hard state to full on erection for penetration.
During foreplay with Rachel, Roger only achieved a semi so she gave him a quick fluff wank and got it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.
by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018
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Liberation Wank

Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.

My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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hive wank

A distributed collection of wanking by many at the same time. Something that would likely be triggered by a major event such as mass encouraged working from home.
Woah, with everyone working from home at the moment, there must be some serious hive wanking going on.
by snowmoon March 16, 2020
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Ballistic wank

When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.
by Misterymissile August 31, 2020
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