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A wanker is some total nob head who is being a twat but wanker is the first thing that comes to mind.
Chocha is a total wanker!!
wanker by Ash1402 June 26, 2006

Dog Wanker 

A person you don't like very much
Dog Wanker by Fredy January 31, 2003

wanker flag 

Flag depicting the cross of St. George (red cross on white background) carried by loud football fans, or attached to their cars. So called because it gives the bystander a good clue as to the masturbatory proclivities of the bearer.

Mainly found in southern U.K.
Bearers of wanker flags can often be heard making noises similar to 'ING-UH-LAAND', 'TOOO NIL', and other such inanities.
I was going to go down the pub for a swift pint but it was full of twats carrying wanker flags!
wanker flag by will-h June 21, 2004

wankercunt

A word used to abuse my friend Dodge.
Dodge, you are a wankercunt!
wankercunt by Morph February 20, 2005

Wanker Faced 

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.
Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!
Wanker Faced by Nat05 May 9, 2005

wankerdoodle 

A large penis with no hair.
Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.
wankerdoodle by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011