moist vagina

1. when a female is sexually aroused

2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous

1. and 2. Dude, quit being a moist vagina and give her a moist vagina!

by rochman March 21, 2008

vagina dentata

1. A Freudian concept that all men are subconsiously afraid that their wives want to slice off their genitals. The term is Latin for "toothed vagina".

2. Name of a women's movement in Denmark that calls for women to not be submissive or un-agressive when in danger or being persecuted.

John Bobbit should have read up on vagina dentata.

by Colony January 21, 2004

Vagina Block

The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.

"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."

or

"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."

by OET March 26, 2009

west vagina

also known as west virginia university

i love west vagina!

by joey fuckin dallas October 8, 2008

hamburger vagina

a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.

by emil p May 2, 2003

Vagina Slime

Noun: Man who is disgusting to look at, yet is still able to gain entrance into a woman's vagina.

Verb: When a scuzz bag gets with a hot chick

Can you believe that she slept with that vagina slime?

That guy totally pulled a vagina slime; he looks like a child rapist!

by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 30, 2011

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011