The Point of Vag Return

When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.

Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Wet vag

When your vag is wet

Person 1: Her vagina is moist

Person 2: it's called a wet vag

by My cat is humping something rn June 6, 2017

a big ol' vag

Over-sized labia that "hang down" noticably. Can also mean that the vaginal cavity is of unacceptable diameter and/or depth.

1) Man that slag had a big ol' vag! Swallowed my arm up to the wrist! 2) Man I couldnt even touch the sides of that big ol' vag!

by Big Hench Tom August 30, 2007

Fat Vag

Short for Fat Vagina. It is a really mean comeback to a bitchy girl

"What the fuck? you just spilled my drink all over me!"

"Go to hell you fat vag"

by Juggs April 22, 2006

treadmill vag

(1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration

(2) a sweaty vagina

example (1)

girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.

boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.

example (2)

guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.

guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.

by CrookedSamaritan March 20, 2008

Sock N' Vag

the act of shoving a used sock of either the male or female that just had sexual intercourse without a condom. the male bursts and the female is left with his manly juices oozing from her beaver. a sock is placed partially inside this entrance to absorb these fluids her partner left behind.

"Becky felt she was ready to pull the sock out because she was done emptying her vagina of Dillon's semen."

She demonstrated the "Sock N' Vag"

"Promptly after exploding inside of me, my boyfriend was sweet enough to put his sock inside of my vagina."

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by <3me22baby<3 July 19, 2009

gaping vag

A snatch/vagina that is so massive in size that a truck could proceed to drive through it. Often occurs when a slut/whore engages in many sexual activities to the point where her vag hangs to the floor.

My girlfriend has such a gaping vag that i can stick my entire arm inside of it.

by Carrie & Erika February 18, 2008