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Biola University

a small Christian university founded in 1908.

it's student population consists of various cliques:

- the SOS leaders-
They'll yell in your face for the first week of school and never say hi after that. They can be spotted wearing their "SOS jackets" (the equivalent of letterman's jackets). Word on the street is SOS is a cult - blood in blood out.

- the RA's -
While RA's at normal universities spend their time making sure there isn't too much sex or alcohol on the floor, RA's at Biola spend their time talking to you about your feelings.

- the SMU kids -
The servants of Biola. They grew up in a upper middle class white family, yet they have a connection with the third world country struggles. They are the most clever of the Biola students for somehow getting all expense paid vacations.

- Bropoc -
These kids used to be the flyest kids on the block. They had all the looks, dance moves, and recognition. That is until someone stole it..

- Chickenpoc -
The new "it" group, or so they want you to think. Most of them are art majors, hence their "too trendy for you" stench. Once practices for Mock Rock start you'll know.. just check your Instragram. Also, don't say hi to them if you see them around campus, they will NOT say hi.

- the Koreans -
The only other race aside from white people. They flock together, like the true eagles they are. Not much is known about them unless you yourself are Korean.

Overall, Biola University is a good school with a Pharisee here and there.
by little_eaglette_1908 December 19, 2013
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Princeton University Band

Covered in trademarked orange and black plaid, the PUB triumphs in the Ivy League both academically, musically, and sexually. All other Ivy Bands are boring and lame, except the Brown Band. They're cool. Everyone else just wishes they could wear the plaid and wake up hungover students at absurd hours in the morning during march around. Also, after a victory at a home game, the PUB has a "fountain gig" where members get wet and play with each other, sexually, in the Woody Woo fountain for no real reason besides being awesome.
Penn (state) Student 1- "Hey, is that the Princeton University Band?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Yeah bro, they're so cool."
Penn (state) Student 1- "How cool?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Soooooo cool"
Penn (state) Student 1- "Man I wish I got in to Princeton, luckily we have ED."
by moardruidsandnoms April 11, 2010
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queen's university

Located in Kingston, Ontario; Queen's University boasts some of the most prestigious undergraduate and graduate programs in all of Canada. Along with McGill and UWO, it is among the highest of Canadian Ivy League Universities. Queen's University is well known for its intense school spirit, and predominantly Caucasian student body.
You should be jealous that I go to Queen's University.
by Megan Harmer October 27, 2007
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Bovine University

Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
by Tommy Hum September 28, 2008
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Bob Jones University

A maximum security prison in Greenville, South Carolina that masquerades as an institution of higher learning.

The people who run the place think along the same lines of the "Shakers", who think the outside world with all its sex, rock, movies, and other good things are actually evil.

Extreme Christian fundamentalism is its doctrine. Christians who really don't know any better go there instead of a fully accredited liberal arts college. Students think it's a good place only because they are constantly told that it is a good place. People who do know better would say fuck all that!

Now, it would be unfair to say everything about it is bad. What energy they don't use for sex, eating, and other necessary functions of life, they put into art, music, and theater. The choirs and orchestras are top notch, and the theater productions are as well. But you have to think, is all that really worth it? I don't think so.
My sister went to Bob Jones University. She's now a constant Biblethumper who nobody wants to be around.
by RKnotrkellyfan October 21, 2008
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University of Oregon

The best public university in Oregon

Located in the very liberal town of Eugene. Known for top rated programs in Business, Journalism, Psychology, Chemistry, and Physics.

Also known for being the lovechild of Nike. Nike's CEO Phil Knight attended UO and pours a shit load of money into the school, especially into their athletic programs.

The Oregon Ducks have some best athletic facilities in the nation. The Ducks consistently place near the top of the Pac 10 in men’s basketball and football.

The girls are hot, the guys are average, the grass is green, and the beer is flowing. What more do you want from a college?
If you want to go to a school in a rural area, with average academics (besides engineering), a dominant greek life (if you're not apart of it, forget about partying), and a horrible basketball team - then go to Oregon State.

If you want to go to a good school with great weed, lots of house parties, chill people, and great sports teams across the board, then go to University of Oregon.
by Mandrake- May 21, 2007
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Florida International University

Any college's reputation comes down to opinion, some opinions more qualified than others.

And I understand if current/past FIU students want to call this school 'prestigious' or 'excellent,' but
that's more a showing of school loyalty than any type of objectivity.

This school by virtually any sense is a safety school in Florida. It is that "I didn't get into any other four year universities so, ugh, I guess I will go here" type of school.

It has a better reputation than some of Florida's community colleges but it's hard to say anything more positive than that.

U.S. News Report is generally respected as the leading authority on how colleges measure up. I think that is the first source people consult when comparing universities and deciding where to apply or enroll.

These are the most recent U.S. News rankings of some recognizable national universities.

University of Florida Rank 42
University of Miami: Rank 46
Florida State: Rank 81
University of South Florida: Rank 140
University of Central Florida: Rank 171
Nova Southeastern: Rank 198
Florida A&M: Rank 207
Florida International University: Rank 216*

Although FIU ranks in last place among the listed schools, it is actually a marked improvement from not even making the list in years prior to 2018, and it has surpassed some community colleges.

However if you pay no mind to the leading assessor of college quality, then maybe you can be proud to go here, I don't know. Just my opinion anyway.
"Hey, you going to college next year?"

"Sort of, I only got into Florida International University."
by Larmer May 6, 2018
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