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Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

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Whittling your twig

You've been whittling your twig!

by tengowood August 18, 2009

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snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

by dennykins August 24, 2017

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rippin a twig

I saw tman rippin a twig outside

by Pjw31 April 21, 2018

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Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021

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Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023

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