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twat syndrome

An chronic disorder, usually the result of having a vagina. Symptoms include a heightened sense of drama- especially when none exists, bitchiness, poor sense of direction, failure to understand simple instructions like "make me a sandwich, now!", and neediness. People with the disorder tend to cry, and make stories up.

Deep penetration can sometimes alleviate the symptoms for a while, but tend to result in addiction, and "emotional dependance".

Can happen to especially whiney guys.
Girl- So I was talking to my friend the other day, and you have to understand, I was on my rag at the time and so I was feeling insecure, and she made a comment that I sorta thought might mean she thought I was fat and.....

Guy- Well this sounds like a classic case of twat syndrome to me. Just shut up!

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Bitch- Why do you have to be so insensitive all the time? Can't you respect me for once?

Guy- I do respect you, but you have twat syndrome and can't tell. Haven't we talked about this before?
twat syndrome by Fried Donut February 11, 2008
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twat twiddler 

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.
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Twat in a Knot 

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.
The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!
Twat in a Knot by GoNe1 June 4, 2007

Twat Rug 

I love the softness of her twat rug
Twat Rug by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008

Twat Shaped Twat 

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!
I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!
Twat Shaped Twat by MistressC February 4, 2010

twat tingle

A power women have to sense when a man is being found attractive by other women. This makes that man more attractive.
I wear a wedding ring because it gives women the twat tingle

Twat Waddler 

Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.
Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"
Twat Waddler by Siddius October 12, 2010