funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017

Oatly tourism

When your out of Oatly, no supermarket has it on stock and you travel to different different locations all over the world just to get more Oatly.

There are no travel agencies that promote Oatly tourism - YET!

by Oatly-Guy April 8, 2018

Alabama triscuit

When two cousins preform oral and their dog licks the males buttocks to a point of climax.

“Man that’s an Alabama triscuit!”
“That Alabama triscuit was amazing last night babe.”

by A case of g and a November 14, 2019

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride and plenty of tadger experience and been to tadger town plenty when realistically they are the opposite and still a tourist of tadger town

Na she is all talk about her blowjobs she’s a tadger tourist

by anonymous December 11, 2020

TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride And plenty of Tadger experience And is a local to Tadger town. when realistically they are the opposite . Inexperienced and still a tourist at tadger town

Uft her blowjobs are like she’s blending a smoothie at the the fuel bar she’s a tadger tourist

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Sad tourist

Definition: Someone who could care less about someone else's misfortune.

Michael: "Did you hear that Lisa just died from 'Rona"?

David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!

Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.

by Tokenship December 29, 2020