by RapingKids May 25, 2024
Get the Tub Tuffmug. That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
by VegettoVai December 28, 2010
Get the Capin Tub Tubsmug. When you're taking a steaming hot bath and you step out to take a dump soaking wet then get back in the bath.
by Grubby09 April 27, 2024
Get the hot tub dumpmug. by Dick tundo June 16, 2024
Get the Jellyfish in the hot tubmug. by Qal December 16, 2022
Get the Tub Of Lardmug. when you drink alcohol while sitting a hot tub; your blood pressure is low when you are sitting there, so when you get out and it picks up, the sudden rush of alcohol through your veins hits you like a train
Davison: I had the hot tub effect like a mofo last night.
Cooper: Vodka and Gatorade again?
Davison: Yep. I got out, and it hit me like a train. I stumbled all the way back to our place.
Cooper: Vodka and Gatorade again?
Davison: Yep. I got out, and it hit me like a train. I stumbled all the way back to our place.
by etr1996 March 9, 2017
Get the hot tub effectmug. by killercrock6969 June 4, 2018
Get the Grout the tubmug.