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Get the Tom mug.by flingtoncircle March 24, 2012
Get the TOM mug.a name given to any individual who is straight up fucking crazy. It is also required that said "Danger Tom" is a boyscout and incredibly good looking as to the attract ladies or "bitties".
Having a very large penis is also common / necessary.
Having a very large penis is also common / necessary.
"Hey man we should start a fire its getting late!"
"Don't worry well just get danger tom here to do it for us"
*Danger Tom uses Axe spray to start a campfire while burning down half of your tent*
"Don't worry well just get danger tom here to do it for us"
*Danger Tom uses Axe spray to start a campfire while burning down half of your tent*
by thickwick October 1, 2010
Get the Danger Tom mug.While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.
“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”
“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”
“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”
“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
by Ockman May 2, 2008
Get the creeping tom mug.A secret Arabian spy used to figure out the American capitalist system to exploit the stock market. Also extremely skilled at being a stupid fucking bitch that will scam all your fucking bells.
by anon01992065278 May 6, 2020
Get the Tom nook mug.The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter
Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019
Get the Tom Poolery mug.Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.
Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.
Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)
Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)
Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
by Fumita October 18, 2012
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