Soft as shit

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior

Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!

by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022

soft crush

Something that is had between two people who constantly talk about each other and platonically flirt.

"Is Lucy dating Salem?"
"No, it's just a soft crush"

by TheRealDaquan December 21, 2016

Soft Collins

When a man rubs his flaccid member on an unsuspecting woman.

"That guy Bill in our class is so gross"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"

by Jorbecca July 18, 2016

Soft Cheeks

the cheeks are soft

louis has soft cheeks

by adijack2007 January 29, 2022

Soft Serve

sɑft sɜrv

Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope

"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

Soft Poke

A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.

You are a soft poke

by Tay_raaw July 27, 2021

Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.

"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."

by Pilotwings87 December 3, 2007