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Cock Vegas

Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.
Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.
by FormerVegasGuy December 23, 2013
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The Vegas Guillotine

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.
The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine
by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018
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Vegas Thot

Girls who you try to hookup with but she steals your money
“Me and that Vegas thot were supposed to meet up but she never showed up after I gave her gas money to come here
by Tonybalony01 November 21, 2019
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Las Vegas Water Tower

Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.
Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?
by Vega$ Gremlin July 16, 2023
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luis vega

Very cool. Handsome. Astonishingly great. Can also just be luis.
Oh dude look over there, its luis vega.
by Dinochicken May 1, 2018
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Lass Vegas

Da winner of da Miss Sin City beauty contest.
I prefer simple freckle-faced country girls, so Lass Vegas hopefuls would not really appeal to me all dat much.
by QuacksO January 24, 2024
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Vegas Golden Knights

A shitty hockey team in Las Vegas that paid NHL refs to rig the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs.
by drshallow69 January 4, 2024
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