Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!
by pullmyfinger August 12, 2011
Get the piss pigletmug. {Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
by Telephony May 10, 2016
Get the piss weaselmug. Did you hear about Big Cat and PFT? Yeah they just pissed their pants like it was nothing in a game called Piss Dawgs. They're such football guy guys.
by Daddysdaddy69 January 24, 2017
Get the Piss Dawgsmug. by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009
Get the Piss Slappedmug. The designated area in a public swimming pool for urine deposition. A plan just about as useful and effective as the current 'Open Up America' plan.
Hey, did you just drive all the way from New York to Alabama?
Hell yeah, they got waaaay too many sick folks up there. So we loaded up in the bus and hit the road, all 25 of us.
* this is Pissing Section logic, except urine isn't contagious and getting pissed on isn't fatal.
Hell yeah, they got waaaay too many sick folks up there. So we loaded up in the bus and hit the road, all 25 of us.
* this is Pissing Section logic, except urine isn't contagious and getting pissed on isn't fatal.
by YAWA May 6, 2020
Get the Pissing Sectionmug. When people are arguing over a petty and insignificant matter while mostly using insults, passive-aggressive behaviors and other nonconstructive and immature methods in order to "win" the argument.
This is pathetic, these two have reduced the discussion into a piss fight. I wish they could just settle it like adults.
by Falxo November 28, 2016
Get the piss fightmug. To needlessly waste time
We were an hour late for dinner because the wife spent an hour pissing about with make up and doing her hair.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.
by Djc2508 November 6, 2013
Get the Pissing aboutmug.