sex mud

The distinct ring of mud left on your tires after driving into a remote area to have sex in your vehicle.

Looks like Tim got some last night. Check out the sex mud on his tires!

by mr sparky July 26, 2016

Mud Lobster

Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.

Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.

by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013

Mud farmer

A Mud farmer is a person who rides there tractor thru the mud for entertainment

Look at that mud farmer driving his craftsman mower thru the mud hole.

by Mud farmer October 24, 2020

mud dropping

To excrete fecal matter while standing up.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did some mud dropping on the way home last night.

by Avolin February 19, 2003

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit September 17, 2021

butt mud

A sludge like matter that flows from one's anal crack, usually initiated by a upset stomach. See also

Man, that Randi Roads radio show really gives me butt mud!

by Jay Vinson November 16, 2006

Mud Puppy

A derogatory term used to describe the mixed race offspring of a multi-racial couple.

"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009