the curse

in inability to maintain the attraction the vaginal intercourse from a women immediately after a serious breakup of a relationship
joe- "she wouldn't have sex with me"
Bob- "thats because you have the CURSE"
by Moe "Money" Mahmoud October 07, 2007
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The Crimson Curse

Whilst once having sexual intercourse with a person of red hair, you come to find out they have given you an STD.
In college I slept with this girl named Becky and she gave me the Crimson curse. I had to go to the doctor for checkups and medicine every week!
by Mars rover July 26, 2015
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The Ironic Curse

The tiktoker @musicallyisbetter (Called ironic in discord) used to own a faction named solar force. He was one of the worst leaders, and every other leader after that is said to get the fabled ironic curse. Signs of them acting like ironic can start only a week after.
by rocreature February 10, 2021
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itching curse

a curse put upon someone that will make them itch.

The only way to break it is by drawing a circle on your floor with chicken blood while wearing a loin cloth and reciting the full house theme song backwards while also clapping your titties together like a toddler who just learned how to clap
DAmn, becky got that itching curse
by calbin klien December 25, 2023
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Bourgeois Curse

-"Look at the goofy head at that guy!"
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."
by 911YmereJ April 28, 2017
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The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.
Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.
by fuckinghateme July 19, 2013
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Dutchman's Curse

The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.
Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.

-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.
by tilespace October 04, 2010
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