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Science

Person 1: Can science just not be a thing?

Person 2: So you don’t want to be a thing
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Science

the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation, experimentation, and the testing of theories against the evidence obtained.
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significant science

1) The act of finding, discovering or inventing something that impacts the human race significantly regardless of whether it is good or bad for them.
2) Any known concept, studied phenomenon or manmade object that has a significant impact on the human race.
When people will stop coming up with useful new stuff for humanity, it will mark the end of good significant science.
by Rogue_Nation April 16, 2018
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science project

A complicated experiment-gone-awry "solution".
Several hours later, Jeff realized that his "5-minute solution" was quickly turning into a science project that would take several days of effort and lots of external resources (and that still might not solve the original problem).
by Jeff-fu June 10, 2024
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Rocket science

Quintessential observation of a difficult job
Gavin delander- for fucks sake it’s not rocket science
by Hardyakka August 15, 2018
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Coupled Science

Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.
Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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DUMBSHIT SCIENCE

Doing dumb shit for science. also, know as jackass.
ride down a slide that has bumps with a skateboard to see if it won't break your back for dumbshit science.
by RickyJohnJones May 14, 2021
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