Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.

Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!

by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008

texas totem pole

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy

My friend once got a Texas totem pole.

by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013

telegraph pole

someone as tall as that!

matthew tsang is a telegraph pole =)

by mootmootmoot =DDDD January 29, 2005

icy pole

A penis that is cold but somehow still erect.

It was so cold last night that Carl had an icy pole. It was so stiff he couldn't even pee.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

by weave October 7, 2003

Ski Pole Party

Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.

I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.

by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011

Long Pole Syndrome

Long Pole Syndrome (Illness) is a severe disease that can casue any lacrosse defender to have an inability to pick up a ground ball. Long Pole Syndrome can manifest in any situation involving a groundball and a defender. This is applicable to any defender of any age or ability and can strike at any time.

An example of Long Pole Syndrome could be a ground ball rolling towards a defender and the defender missing the ground ball after being confident of picking it up.

by Case1 December 6, 2011