Free milk

Sex without a relationship. Derives from the southern saying, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

I spoke to him on tinder , but he wanted free milk.

by Sad_college_ends October 11, 2016

freeing the willies

when a male masturbates and ejaculates. he is freeing the willies

i was real horny, and i went to the bathroom to relieve myself and my girlfriend came in and caught me freeing the willies.

by Meaux69 October 27, 2007

free hand

When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.

Dude why is there piss on your shirt

I decided to free hand it

by Stanley smith July 29, 2014

Free Play

Awhen circumstances allow for an action without consequence due to an ignorance of a one or more parties

Rachel's mom wants me to go with her daughter to their beach house alone because she wants her to meet a good guy. I'm the most dangerous man in the world with a free play.

by Flavors970 February 12, 2017

Free Riding

Freely snowboarding. Just riding down the hill, without any real objective except having fun and getting to the bottom.

Jack enjoyed a day of free riding at Whistler.

by Frizit April 3, 2009

free republic

Proof that the right wing zealots farthest to the right (bordering with fascism if not already there) who unquestionably follow George W. Bush and Fox News are all fucking insane, intolerant, uneducated assholes.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

The United States is a free republic.

Free Republic wants concentration camps for liberals, just like their German pen pals from the 1930s.

by Zeke June 11, 2005

free parking

A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.

"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."

by kdrrrgs February 11, 2009