Tough acting Tajacken

When she is jerking you off with one hand and scratching your athletes foot with the other hand.

I’m not sure if her scratching my feet got me off or the handjob. Either way that was the best Tough acting Tajacken ever.

by UpwiththeJones February 22, 2021

Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

Literally Donald Trump.

A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh

by XdXd123 February 4, 2017

The Act Right

Noun: A gun, most commonly a semiautomatic handgun.

Synonyms: Chopper, Iron, Gat, Strap.

Available in calibers from .17HMR - .50AE

Most typically, choice in caliber directly corresponds to amount of compensation for penis size. (See also: Micropenis)

The Act Right: A gun.

People start running their mouth and talking wreckless, but once I jerk that pistol and get ready to do work they all the sudden wanna act right.

by ItsNotCalledFreebreeze January 21, 2019

acting

WEEKEND ACTING FOR CAMERA COURSE - 12 WEEKENDS
From SATURDAY, 2nd MARCH 2019

WEEKEND ACTING FOR CAMERA COURSE - 12 WEEKENDS
From SATURDAY, 2nd MARCH 2019

by MINDSCREEN February 23, 2019

Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.

If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.

by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022

Don't act

When someone is saying something that is either not true or not completely accurate.

Kylie: You know I got this WAP
Jason: Bitch don't act we know that shit dry as hell u got that DAP

by Dontact November 14, 2020

Acting "Jacki and Cari"

If someone acts crazy, odd or simply unpredictable, one acts Jacki and Cari.

Julia: Oh look at them! They're acting crazy !!
Horst: Yeah, totally acting "Jacki and Cari".

by cacky9000 December 3, 2017