Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
A Scoob Jump occurs whenever someone yells “Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump” toward Scoobs. He is then obligated to perform a pencil dive like jump in the air, no matter the circumstances.
by Cheese172636 May 11, 2021
by Megacrash February 11, 2017
by Tom4000 September 18, 2007
Invented by a group of South Florida teenagers on a summer afternoon. Rump jumping is to get completely naked and jump from a structure such as a bridge into a body of water. The higher the jump or the busier the bridge, the better. Often done in the pursuit of Instagram likes or simply a good time with friends.
Sarah: "Theres no way you'd rump-jump off 17th street Causeway into the canal..."
Matt: "Anything for a good laugh and some Instagram likes, grab the camera and lets go"
Matt: "Anything for a good laugh and some Instagram likes, grab the camera and lets go"
by killemandgrillem69 November 15, 2013
An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.
by Retard_Ryan February 11, 2023
A Rockin’ Jump is when a woman jumps of a trampoline in an attempt to land in a way in which their anus land square onto a male’s penis
by ima big fella September 26, 2021